What are we doing wrong?

It was now August and we are still not pregnant, we are now considering ‘what else can we do?’

Pre-seed is ordered off of Amazon, (a super lube to help those swimmers get to their destination quicker and easier; although inserting it with an odd syringe contraption is pretty undignified), ovulation kits are stocked, and I am now not moving for at least 20 minutes post baby making to ensure gravity does not get the better of his men.

This month is going to be it, I will get the 3 month scan just before Christmas and we can surprise our parents on Christmas day, perfect timing!